Thursday, 16 May 2013

Awesome Alterations for Busty Babes!

Dear Minions!!

It's been so long my dears! There was a unfortunate death in my boyfriend's family last week, so I didn't have much chance to come up with anything for you. This week however, I got some inspiration for an amazing dress!


Super cute pattern right?! It's a Vintage Vogue I managed to get for $4 because it was discontinued and it was even my size range!! Being a curvy girl, it's sometimes hard to find cute patterns that are a size 22 (about a 14/16 in stores), several companies only print patterns to size 18 :(


Here's a close up of the bodice detailing that I fell in love with! Though it's my favourite feature of the pattern you will soon see that it's also the main downfall of the pattern!


This is the adorable print I picked up to make the dress. It's from a line of Alice in Wonderland quilting cottons we got in at the store. I fell in love with it the moment I saw it and knew I had to make something out of it. It was't until a couple weeks ago, when I found the pattern, that I was inspired to make it into a dress. My inspiration was initially fueled by one of the lovely girls at work who wore an adorable retro-style dress with a small kitten print on it. I knew I needed a dress with a delicate print like it! While the dresses are completely different in both print, colour and style, it was the idea of it that got me looking for the perfect combination :)


Here is the initial mock up of the dress. I found the instructions quite easy to follow ( I have 13 years sewing experience, so if you're just beginning to sew I'd stay away from the vogue unless you have someone who can help you out :) Nothing is worse than ending up with a garment that stresses you out so much you refuse to wear it in protest lol!). 

Looks super cute, right? This picture was taken after I already took the bust in 4" ( I may have screwed up on the gather, but I really have no idea why it ended up so big!). The rib cage was soooooo loose! I happen to be one of the "lucky" girls with enormous boobs, like L Cup boobs, and a small rib cage, like 34" band. While it means I have an awesome hour glass shape, it also means that store-bought clothes rarely fit, I have to engineer my own bathing suits, I have to alter any pattern I make so that the waist is usually one or two sizes smaller than my bust and hip, and I can't sleep on my stomach lol!

I want to go off on a bit of a tangent here and say that I love my body, the problems listed above, while annoying and inconvenient, are not a negative comment on my size or body shape, just something I hope other people can relate to in some form or fashion. We all have things about ourselves we don't like, but overall, I truly love every part of my body and I encourage all women to find at least one feature they have that they can totally love. In western society there seems to be a premium on thin, fake and tan, but that isn't beauty. It may be to some people, but I truly believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder and there is something beautiful about everyone, inside and out :) But I digress!!

Another problem with my beloved gathered bodice is that with my large bust, the bra piece of the pattern just, barely, covers half of the girls, I'm talking one dropped spool of thread away from a nip slip barely lol.


Here's a close up of Mod (my dressform) with her lovely fabric boob job. I can't stress enough, how much I love the contrast binding/bow detail and the gathers! It just looks so soft and feminine!


Now here's a selfie of the dress on me! Notice the loosely pooched sides at the rib cage and the way the girls are traveling south into the vast expanse that is my lack of rib cage to fill out the lower bodice! Super uncomfortable!!


And here is a picture to illustrate the gross, braless cleavage! Notice the gap between my chest and the strap where my breasts fill out, it feels and looks terrible in my opinion!

So the question is....... As crafty, thrifty women, how do we overcome the tyranny of ill fitting patterns?? Simple! Alter the shit out of those sorry, shapeless garments that we all make from time to time!! Here's how I turned this 1940's vintage dress into something fit for a modern twist on Victorian Tea Time :)


The basis of my redesign is a choker made from the contrast fabric which will support the chiffon upper bodice you will soon see! I measured my neck at 14" circumference so I cut a length of fabric at 19" to allow for self facing for the button hole and overlap.


This picture is just to show that I made my seam at the 7/8" measure on my machine to make a large enough band to sew both chiffon ruffles on, yet small enough to not be overbearingly thick! I sewed down one short edge and one long edge so I could turn the strip right side out.


While turning the strip right side out at my open end I left 2" folded in to make the facing for the button hole. I pressed the strip to get a clean surface to work on while pinning. I then marked a line at 1 1/2" from either end to gauge the overlap. The total length of the strip now is 17".


Now, for the chiffon I keep mentioning!!! I used two layers of chiffon in order to get the right colour yellow and to have a little more coverage in the nippular area lol. I used a single layer of each with the off-white layered under the soft yellow. The chiffons are both 60" wide (150cm) so matching the cut edges I trimmed the salvages and did a 1/4" hem along each salvage edge. I bought .75m (30") of each colour and had TONS! A .5m (20") length would have been enough.


The overlap markings from before are also excellent gauges for your gathering. I gathered the full 60" width into the 14" length on the neck band. I'm a touch OCD about gathering so I tend to pin tuck rather than use a stitch and gather along the stitch. I find it gives more precise and equal gathers.


Here's a view of the collar pinned with the overlaps, the neck, ends up being 15 1/2" to allow for movement and comfort, also the gap between the chiffon edges gives a cute effect when it's done. I simply wrapped the collar with the chiffon gather around the neck and adjusted the drape of the chiffon to cover the shoulders, chest and back.


Here is a back view with the dress layered over the chiffon drape. As you can see there is an overlapped gap between the binding edges which I wanted to mimic with the chiffon drape :)



Here is a front view with the drape before any adjustments have been made to the gathering in the chest and back, not too shabby so far eh?


Here is the initial pinning in the back, I brought the drape edges in to the width of the button holes. It makes an adorable peep back :)


Now that the gathers have been evened out a bit, I've pinned them down :)


Here's a closer up view of the bodice, I undid the bow to cut down the risk of catching it in the stitching.

From this point I took the dress off Mod ad stitched from the side of the bust, along the front binding, down the peep hole under the bow and along the inner edges of the straps. In the back I stitched from the straps to the chiffon edges. I then cut out the "sleeve" sections after trimming the excess from inside the bodice. After trying on the dress at this point I discovered a wicked area of side boob showing, and while the boys may love the side boob, work frowns on that sort of thing :P To fix that problem, I simply hemmed the straight edges of the chiffon I cut out of the arms and created a boob-muta triangle (get it? like the Bermuta Triangle! I crack myself up!) section that extends from the side seam of the bodice to 5" up the strap, sneaky I know! The final touch to add was a covered button for the neck band, I used the teapot fabric to make the button contrast against the band, just like the dress buttons down the back are contrast (I LOVE covered buttons, they work for just about anything and look so fancy even though they are the easiest things to make!).

Now, le piece de resistance! The finished product!




For the ruffle on the top of the collar I simple cut a 22"x 3" length of both chiffons, folded it in half and stitched the short sides at 1/2" seams and gathered it into the 14".


The collar and chiffon upper bodice give enough structure to keep the girls in line. I also took the back darts in to reduce some of the rib cage excess and took the whole bodice it at the side seams to reduce the rest of the bulk. With the style and cut of this dress I can't really wear a bra (especially since all my bras are pretty much old granny bras lol), but the alterations make me very comfortable with wearing no bra in this dress. I could always wear a corset under it if I wanted a little extra support :)

I hope you enjoyed reading this post as much as I enjoyed making it! I love sewing for exactly this reason! The challenge of altering existing garments or sewing a garment from scratch is a thrill to me. It's a great way to express your individuality and it has always made me feel special knowing that I'm the only person that will ever have this exact dress :) I encourage anyone with an interest to take up sewing. It really isn't difficult! It just takes some patience, a desire to create, the ability to think outside the box and a love of experimentation!

I'm thinking of making "Awesome Alterations for Busty Babes" a monthly feature. It gives me a chance to share some of my creations and techniques with all of you, and it's a good motivator to get some sewing done lol. Let me know what you think of making this a monthly feature in the comments! So, until next time my darlings.....

Keep kreepin'!

Missa Deadlove xoxo




Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Ramblings....

Sometimes I wonder why I'm so scared. I look at my friends and acquaintances I've met over the years and think, " Their lives are so carefree and full! Why don't I have that?". Is my mind so diseased that I can't function like other human beings? It breaks my heart when I look at the people around me. They find love and fulfillment and no matter how much I crave it, those things feel unattainable to me. I have been blessed with so many wonderful things yet I still feel lacking. I have a wonderful family, a mother who works herself to death trying to provide for my sister and I, an incredibly loving and understanding sister and a step dad, who in his own stern and silent way, cares very deeply for all of us. It is true I lost my father and best friend at a very young age, but I should have moved on by now. Our life with him wasn't a very good one and I can't understand why I still hold that pain so deeply. He wasn't a bad man, but things were very difficult when he was alive. I don't know what it was about him or why, but I miss him everyday. I often wonder if it's a longing for a life that should have been, but in all honesty things would only have been harder than they were. I feel childish even writing this. I've told this little sob story a thousand times, to anyone who will listen.

Daddy died, Mommy was always angry, my sister and I were always scared, I grew up a bit and was an angry, depressed teenager, I did lots of drugs, dated abusive guys, got cancer, got better, went to college, got a job, dated another abusive guy,  continued to work alongside of him for another year and a half, my sister had cancer, got better, I had a nervous breakdown and I am now living in my mom's basement paralyzed with fear at the thought of working in a funeral home again.

Whenever I share this story with people they tell me how strong and resilient I am because I can relay it with an air of cool detachment. It isn't strength, it's my coping mechanism. I keep the hurt bottled up until I'm safely behind my bedroom door where I weep uncontrollably until I fall asleep from sheer exhaustion.

I have had so many amazing opportunities in my life, but that is the story I tell people when they ask about my life. I always dwell on the tragedy, never a mention of the two months I spent in France, my trip to New York city, the fact that I have an above average IQ and have never had to put any kind of effort into my school work yet still got incredible grades, my best friend who has been my rock since we were 10 years old, I'm even afraid to tell people that I'm a cancer survivor because I'm scared that it will some how be a burden on them!?!?! Can someone please, for the love of God, explain to me why I feel these things! Why do I seem so hell bent on making my own life miserable!? Why am I so terrified to open up to people and tell them how I feel? Why am I so afraid that these things will drive people away, even though the amazing group of friends I have proves otherwise?? Am I just a scared little girl? And what the fuck is there to be afraid of, HONESTLY?!?!? I really don't understand why I feel these things and let them eat away at my insides.

It isn't everyday that I feel like this, just nights like tonight. Day to day I try to find as much beauty as possible around me. I try to enjoy the most simple pleasures that life has to offer. I try to always look on the bright side and look to all the wonderful things that could happen in the future. But when the darkness strikes it is all consuming, terrifying and paralyzing. I lose my sense of hope, sense of self and all rationality is lost. All I can think to do to comfort myself is cry myself to sleep and hope with all my heart and soul that tomorrow will bring that ray of light back into my life.

There has been a fair amount of media attention in the last couple years about mental health awareness. I guess this is my attempt at a contribution. It really is a problem amongst young people. It's taboo and the topic often gets changed. I hope that it isn't the case for too much longer, because no one should have to feel like this, not even once in a while.

Thursday, 18 April 2013

Phase 3 Complete!!

Dear Minions!

It has been a busy week! Facebook launch of Dainty Lace and Spider Webs took place Sunday night, visited the Bank on Monday, and now...... The Etsy shop is up and running!!!! The special secret code word is still in effect! Just quote "Mad Tea Party" when ordering and get your free small hair bow! Shipping costs have been included in all pricing, which is why the tea cozies and stuffies are a little more than the facebook local/cash pricing ( the internet loves to charge additional fees :S ). So please check us out!


 www.Etsy.com/shop/DaintyLaceSpiderWebs ! Until next time my darlings.......

Keep kreepin'!

Missa Deadlove xoxo

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Springtime :) :)

Dear Minions!

Spring has finally arrived!!! The sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, and the snow is gone!!!....... Well, except for this bit that I found on my walk today!


But as my walk was ending, I decided to tidy up the front yard so I could squeeze out at least another 20 minutes of sunshine before I had to return to the piles of sewing awaiting me inside. And what I found while raking out the flower beds was well worth the effort and dirtiness that accompanies yard work..... The first flowers of Spring!


Just goes to show that even the most tedious of chores can yield some unexpected and beautiful opportunities to stop, take a moment, and enjoy the little things in life :) I love taking photos of flowers, so useless, but so beautiful, I find their variety and diversity so compelling as a subject :) I'm always stopping to take a quick snapshot of wild flowers in the woods, on the side of the road, sometimes I even creep into people's gardens.... ( but shhhhhh! That'll be our little secret :) ) So I thought to kick off spring I'd share some of my favourite flower photos I've taken over the past few spring/summers :) I hope you enjoy them :)














Get outside as much as you can and enjoy this beautiful bit of weather we're having :) And always..........

Keep kreepin'!

Missa Deadlove xoxo




Sunday, 14 April 2013

Special secrets!!

Dear Minions!

How long it has been! For the past two weeks I have worked non stop between the two jobs and haven't had a chance to chat! But I have a special secret to share! Dainty Lace and Spider Webs is soon to be launched on Facebook for all our special friends to call dibs on our goodies!! So far we have Tea Cozies, Hairbows and a super cute Froggie for sale! And the extra special part of the secret?? As a loyal reader if you use the secret password ( Mad Tea Party) you'll get one of our small bows of your choice..... FREE!!! Yep! When ordering just say you've "been invited to the Mad Tea Party and would like some ______!" (enter name of bow style!). It's as simple as that! So stop staring at this and check us out! Just search Dainty Lace and Spider Webs if I haven't already invited you! And for the fellas that may read this, Mother's Day is right around the corner!! So my darlings........

Keep kreepin'!

Missa Deadlove xoxo

Thursday, 28 March 2013

End of March update!

Dear Minions!

So much for the weekly updates eh? Yeah, sorry bout that! A lot of stuff has been going on here lately and I just haven't had a chance to keep up!

For starters! I had to give up on the Keytones :( I lost 8 lbs in the two weeks and haven't gained it back since I stopped taking them about 2 weeks ago, yay! The insomnia was starting to get to me and it's very difficult to regulate your sleep patterns when you don't know from one day to the next when sleep will come to you! Tried out Hot Yoga with my friend and nearly died!! The yoga part was fun but I am not a heat person! We were nearly at the end of the session and as I tried ( emphasis on TRIED through out the entire class! lol) to assume the Rabbit Pose I nearly threw up and passed out! Craziness! I can totally understand the appeal of Yoga, it's very relaxing and quite an intense stretch/work out, but the heat? Really? People enjoy that?!?! So that is the weight loss/health portion of our update :)

Secondly! On Monday I'm starting a new job in Alliston, working in a parts warehouse across from Honda.......... Thrilling, I know. Hence the need to curb the insomnia since I'll have to leave Barrie at about 5 am to get to the plant for 6:30 :S Such an ungodly hour! But we'll see how it goes, full time work at better than minimum wage? At this point I'll take it! Still going to work at Fabricland in a much diminished capacity, but I will never abandon the fabric!! It's time to bust my butt and get rid of those student debts lol :)

Thirdly? I have recently acquired a romantic attachment :) Things are going very well so far :) Lots of cute cuddly stuff and warm fuzzy tinglings :)

Finally, some of the most exciting news! Received a shipment and the production is going well so.............. Dainty Lace and Spiderwebs will soon have it's Facebook launch and our shop on Etsy will follow shortly after!!!! Monster and I are very excited to get this endeavor underway as it has been a long time coming! We will have lots of cute homemade goodies for sale! Since Good Friday is a holiday we will be taking the ENTIRE day ( my day starting at 5 am :S) and work on the tea cozies, a few stuffies, and possibly some aprons! The photo shoot will commence Saturday morning and the shop should be launched by mid April :) Very exciting! Side note to this announcement, I am now addicted to Dr. Who! It is very conducive to the manufacturing process :) So, much more crafting is ahead of the Monster and I :) Good times :)

That's pretty well it for this post! That's all the excitement that has come my way in the past month! And no more empty promises of content, merely a warning: When I have the time I will most certainly post and include pictures of any lovely adventures ( since the warm weather is finally upon us!), but when things get hectic (which they may be for a few months) I may fall silent :( I will try my best! Until next time my darlings!

Keep kreepin'!

Missa Deadlove xoxo


Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Comet Alert!!

Dear Minions!

I just happened upon some excellent astronomical news! In March on the 12th and 13th we, in the Northern Hemisphere, will have the pleasure of a comet gracing our western sky! The comet PANSTARRS will be visible 30 minutes after sundown both nights! On the 12th it will be on the upper left hand side of the moon and on the 13th it will be on the lower right side! It will be visible to the naked eye so everyone can enjoy, but if you have a pair of binoculars crack 'em out for an extra special view :) You can read the article on www.Astronomy.com under the news section! I certainly intend to have a gander and with so much warning I hope you will too!! So for now........

Keep Kreepin',

Missa Deadlove xoxo